Using Moriarty's logic
thelastimelordstardis: acumberbitchinbelgravia: Middle Earth is real Hogwarts is real There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs Zombies are real Elves and fairies exist The Doctor is real ………. no wait the Doctor is real…
peeta: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES, WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
lebaneseforheyachele: rainbow-lions: gothicthundra: under-spectra: miakosamuio: mylifeisleamichele: this is one of the only things on my forever reblog list. it is literally perfect. flawless and it needs to happen. PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT PERFECTION omg forever reblog CRYING This is actually amazing. It looks totally proffesional. If I didn’t watch Glee I would think this was...
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
Why do I always wait until 6pm the night before...
One of these days I’ll start early. Yeah… Let’s do this.