WARNING STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS SPOILERISH AHEAD

after seeing Star Trek Into Darkness, my brother and best friend got into a ridiculously elaborate argument about a cloud today (whether it was smoke or a cloud) it had such memorable quotes as 

YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PERCEPTION CHANGES WHEN YOU MOVE THE CLOUD WILL LOOK FUCKING DIFFERENT HERE THEN IT FUCKING WILL WHEN YOU MOVE OVER THERE (we were in a car driving home)

and 

i am done with this conversation, because you just made me want to punch you in the tit

how it ended? my brother got out of the car when we got home and went around to where i was getting out and grabbed and squeezed my fucking burger while it was in my hands. HE FUCKING SQUEEZED IT

THAT BITCH KHAN’D MY BURGER!! HE FUCKING KHAN’D IT